i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
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in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.
our land’s abound in nature’s gifts
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seraph-blades-and-angel-runes:
Soap operas are so ridiculous
“She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how.”
Sounds like a Cassandra Clare book
omg
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Anonymous asked: do you ship cashmere/enobaria? i know you were writing a fanfiction a while back on ff net but i think it got deleted:( if you ever had time would you write another? the Enomere tag IS unloved:(
I most definitely ship them! The fanfiction had to be put aside in favour of others (such as my Enobaria one which does feature Cashmere). I would love to get back to writing them but why don’t you give it a go too anon! The Enomere tag can be loved by ALL of us!
Awesome LGBTQ characters on TV. (Vastra + Jenny).
“I resent your implications of improprierty. We are married.”
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